RAKES RAKES RAKES!!! AMERICA USA IN THE MADE RAPES RAPES RAKES!!!
It’s not President Trump’s fault that LA sucks at raking their leaves.
Don’t worry. I hear Trump is transferring funds to unimportant things like the Center for Disease Control and WIC in order to start his new Federal Forest Raking Program.
Alright, then how about you go rake the leaves of the national forest and parks behind my house? You got this. Should be pretty easy from what you’re saying.
This is satire, right?
Yes, it’s just not that good of a satire.
You’re just mad you didn’t get it. Sad!
The OP was hilarity, and then the idiots responding made me laugh out loud. Bravo.
So many people can’t sense sarcasm.
What do you get out of this? Are you some kind of abused dog that accepts negative attention likes its positive attention because it’s never received positive attention? Go to therapy, please, for yourself if no one else.
He’s alluding to a previous comment during Trump’s first term during earlier California wildfires about how Finland raked their forests.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-46256296
Citing a conversation with his Finnish counterpart, Mr Trump said they spend “a lot of time on raking and cleaning”.
But President Sauli Niinisto told a Finnish daily he could not remember talking about raking when the two met.
Firefighters in California are currently battling the deadliest blaze in the state’s history.
Surveying the damage on Saturday, Mr Trump revisited his claim that poor forest management was to blame.
“You look at other countries where they do it differently, and it’s a whole different story,” he said.
“I was with the president of Finland, and he said: ‘We have a much different [sic]…, we’re a forest nation.’ And they spent a lot of time on raking and cleaning and doing things, and they don’t have any problem,” he added.
Parent commenter left off the /s.
You’re like the only one that understood. Oh well lmao
I got it… 🤷♂️
I got it instantly, and I cracked a smile
Honestly, people are just scared and looking for a fight. And I mean…shit is fucked. Still sucks that people on lemmy seem to have stopped trying to understand though, things have not been the same here in the last few months
Anyways, /s kills any humor in the joke, I appreciated a little reminder of the absurdity of this timeline. Humor is how we keep it together when everything is on fire
Lemmy is full of people who’re looking for an argument or some way to feel smug and superior. All the “well, ackshually” big brains moved over here and it’s exhausting.
Nah, I pick my words carefully, and usually have a mountain of science behind them
For example, I said 4/5 of RFK’s opinions are actually pretty good, but the 5th is so insane it puts the last 4 into doubt.
Someone calls me out on “they want to put AuDHD people into camps”. I say I’m one of them, and being able to voluntary get out of the modern world for as long as you need is a safety net that would save so many lives
They asked if I had a PhD, so I hit them with the science - behavioral activation, getting away from your stressors, and getting away from modern life (because we’re not crazy, the modern human world is what’s crazy) is the most effective treatment for most mental illness. And I went on to list my concerns about implementation, and how this great idea could easily become a work camp if it’s not as voluntary as advertised
They hit me with “that’s some pull yourself up by your bootstraps shit”
That’s what lemmy has been like. It’s not “um actually”, it’s “if I totally breeze through what you said in the most uncharitable way, I can interpret this as you said something horrible”
Whenever you omit a /s you take a risk.
Especially given Lemmy’s substantial nuerodivergent population clear markers of sarcasm are always a good idea.
Internet is serious business
wtaf
This follows on from previous posts https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/fact-checking-misinformation-about-the-los-angeles-wildfires-and-california-water-policy
Trump, in a Jan. 8 Truth Social post, blamed Newsom’s management for the water issues, and said Newsom had refused to allow “beautiful, clean, fresh water to flow into California.”
“Governor Gavin (Newsom) refused to sign the water restoration declaration put before him that would have allowed millions of gallons of water, from excess rain and snow melt from the North, to flow daily into many parts of California, including the areas that are currently burning in a virtually apocalyptic way,” Trump said. “He wanted to protect an essentially worthless fish called a smelt, by giving it less water (it didn’t work!), but didn’t care about the people of California. Now the ultimate price is being paid.”
Trump’s posts seemed to blame the water constraints on statewide water management plans that capture rain and snow as it flows from Northern California. But experts said those plans would not have affected the fire response.
Southern California has plenty of water stored, said Mark Gold, the water scarcity solutions director at the Natural Resources Defense Council and a Southern California Metropolitan Water District board member.
Clearly hasn’t read Cadillac Desert.
First three words are all that’s needed
President Musk*
It’s disrespectful to refer to him by his subordinates.
Seriously, everyone who speaks to him should just ask about president musk. Trump will fucking stroke out.
It’s fucking wild how closely this skews with Revelation. The Beast and the Antichrist were two different people. The Beast distracted while the Antichrist ruled.
Can’t go off the rails if you’ve never had rails
He’s done a lot of rails at least
My assessment of the Trump administration so far:
1000% my humor. Thank you
Trump said something incredibly stupid? Wow, that is news!
Has he ever actually been on the rails?
Probably depends on what kind of “rails” we’re talking about.
this is America.
a zombie state that doesn’t realize it’s already dead.
and nobody is willing to do what must be done to stop it.
Gotta cut off the head
The fish rots from the head. The status… is not quo.
He claimed Los Angeles limits residents to just 38 gallons of water a day, and referred to some mythical “valve” that could bring limitless water to L.A., but that officials instead diverted to the ocean.
“They have a valve, think of a sink but multiply it by many thousands of times the size of it, it’s massive. And you turn it back toward Los Angeles. Why aren’t they doing it? They either have a death wish, they’re stupid or there’s something else going on that we don’t understand,” Trump said.
or there’s something else going on that
weI don’t understand," Trump said.He was so close to realization.
Stupid does apply here, just not in the way he thinks it does. Also, who is “they”? Is he just referring to liberals?
I hate “they”. Whenever someone at work says “they” I immediately ask “who?” and don’t get off of it until they actually name a person. Does wonders for stopping the random boogeyman.
They either have a death wish, they’re stupid or there’s something else
You know what they say. Everything that comes out of their mouths is either a confession or projection!
I don’t know if I can handle 4 more years of this.
We will all endure.
No. Many people are going to die. I will not have that be erased.
I know three people leaving the country.
It sucks but sometimes it’s a pleasant change of circumstances to see the USA fucking itself, first. We’ve been dying for decades.
Block social media that centers on him or politics. Find like minded people. Do things you love.
Burying your head in the sand while the country burns is not the answer.
Look mate, I don’t even live in the States and I need to keep my sanity. I did what I could when I felt like I could do it and Americans picked Trump, so I’m doing what I gotta do to survive. Is it selfish? Yeah, it is a little bit, but that’s the truth.
As an American, I’m sorry.
But killing yourself slowly with the ratcheting insanity helps how…?
And what should we do instead that you’re doing right now? I personally feel powerless in all of this.
If it’s of any comfort I’m predicting he’ll die within the next 4 years. But I’m also predicting it’ll only get worse with his death so maybe there’s not much comfort to be had.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure Vance will be even worse for the country.
If he died of old age tomorrow, his followers would probably think it was a deep state assassination. There would be no convincing these nutjobs that an old, unhealthy person like Trump could die.
Maybe hes thinking of the fact that ~80% of California’s water goes to irrigation for crops instead of to communities.
Tbf, the crops come to our communities. We love our fresh California produce. It sparks joy.
And the Palisades had enough water to drink and fill pools and grow landscape plants, and several people were hosing down their homes (a few died with hose in hand because the fire was way too strong for that and they should have evacuated but a lot of the rest of us made stupid decisions in the moment that just didn’t turn out as deadly.) but the real problem was that wind. They couldn’t do airdrops, the conflagration was too powerful. There was a problem with the hydrants, but honestly even if they’d been fully functioning it’s not clear if much more could have been saved. Altadena had plenty of water too, with working hydrants, but that maelstrom of fire was just crazy, man.
The problem with the hydrants is they used 9 million gallons of water, which was their entire reservoir (3 3 million gallon tanks in surrounding hills for water pressure).
To feed hydrants you need massive quantities of water in a higher place for pressure.
The state is investigating why they couldn’t keep up, but I think it’s as simple as the system wasn’t built to refill their reservoirs fast enough
Just turn the giant valve?! Why didn’t I think of that!
Just use the weather control machine and make it rain duh! /$
That bit isn’t wrong, LA could have more water
Sure. At the expense of everyone between L.A. and the Colorado River.
This guys a massive regard. Sad that I moved to lemmy because mods on reddit were oversensitive but the same thing is here lmao
Wtf are you on about?
Oh I thought it was a typo at first… I’m such a regard…
Try forming a coherent thought first.
Insert Skinner meme
Is it me? No, it must be all the mods that are wrong