• Troy@lemmy.ca
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      6 days ago

      Haha, yep. In grad school my wingman would introduce me at the student pub like this:

      Wingman: “This is my buddy Troy. He studies penetration.”

      “Oh really? How deep do you penetrate?”

      Me, as straightfaced as possible: “Depends on the frequency, but usually a few metres.”

      Didn’t work as well as offering to show them my six inch telescope (and then taking them moongazing), but still hilarious.