Fuck Musk. But also, this is a nothingburger – there are plenty of spent upper stages floating around the solar system.

Haha, yep. In grad school my wingman would introduce me at the student pub like this:

Wingman: “This is my buddy Troy. He studies penetration.”

“Oh really? How deep do you penetrate?”

Me, as straightfaced as possible: “Depends on the frequency, but usually a few metres.”

Didn’t work as well as offering to show them my six inch telescope (and then taking them moongazing), but still hilarious.

I am a simple man. I see GPR; I upvote.

Wut