I joined Lemmy back in 2020 and have been using it as [email protected] until somewhere in 2023 when I switched to lemmy.world. I’m interested in Linux, FOSS, and Selfhosting.

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    10 days ago

    MySQL wouldn’t win any single event, but would get high scores all around for unknown reasons.

    There are a lot of companies running XAMP / LAMP stacks, for some reason.

    MongoDB would be at the front desk trying to convince the judges to let it enter, and while doing that would accidentally drop a suitcase filled with business and government secrets.

    But haven’t you heard? It’s webscale!