You just voluntered to be mulch for the spore beds.

"Absolutely top-notch guy. Literally omnipresent.

Like me and all my friends were having individualized, concurrent, and meaningful bottle episodes with the guy.

Just the consummate gentleman."

I think after it’s born, it’s just a murder.

And, honestly, calling it “the experiment” is pretty rough.

I very slowly zoomed in on the actual words in the post.

Started off processing “molecule” as “mole”, “solar system” as “galaxy”, and thinking “ha, don’t know if that’s true but it sounds both plausible and neat”.