So he’ll be confirmed, no problem.

Putting the “banal” in analyst.

I find myself feeling bad for a lot of people’s kids and the ones in this story are no exception.

Why can my car stop running forever when there’s still a full tank of gas?

I think it is satire… I realized once I read the bolded “it’s just how they’re wired, biologically.” But yes indeed, very good satire.