Naw. Not knowing pisses me off. I’m gonna have to deal with it again in the future, probably, so might as well set some time aside to figure out wtf is happening.

When it decides to follow the design pattern of some teen in their bedroom making an RPG with 10,000 nested if/else statements.

Me: Tries to learn to use C++ templates and custom containers again.

C++: Wall of hieroglyphics.

I mean maybe it’s for the best. Maybe into four or five separate regions. It’s very clear that places like Texas do not want to share a country with Cali or NY any longer, and neither do the latter. If everyone can agree to do it peacefully, there shouldn’t be too much disruption. It’d be like the breakup of the USSR. Then the left leaning states can finally get on with implementing modern social policies like universal healthcare without the troglodytes getting in the way.

My main worry would be, who gets all the nukes.

“I made an error regarding a mistaken identity. I apologized, learned a lesson, and it won’t happen again,” Boebert said in a statement.

The fuck it won’t. Fascists tend to see their enemies everywhere. It’s why simply telling Trump “no, you can’t do that” makes you some kind of radical Marxist in his eyes.

You spend all your adult life nurturing a baby like the Linux kernel, a lot of it unpaid, and you’ll be a bit touchy about what goes into it too.

I wa going to suggest tape drives for long term archiving, but after looking, holy shit are they expensive for some reason. I’ve used them at work but I guess I’ve never actually seen the price tag.

His supporters have argued alternately that Musk’s autism affects how he behaves in public, and that the salute was nothing much out of the ordinary.

I’m on the spectrum. People, stop using neurodivergence as an excuse for someone being a shitty person. People like us can still tell good from evil even if we don’t fully understand common social behaviors. The golden rule is easy enough to understand.

I got like five bottles of the stuff laying around my house.

I mean, Rogan does have a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. He’d pulverize ol’ beet-faced Jones. Jones just kind of always looks like he’s ready to have a heart attack in the next five minutes.

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Aren’t a lot of poor Republican parents’ kids on Medicaid? Poverty doesn’t care about politics.

Leopards and faces, I guess.

In case anyone needs some toilet break literature:

https://www.keene.edu/academics/cchgs/resources/presentation-materials/characteristics-and-appeal-of-fascism/download/

So WTF do you call someone who acts like a Nazi, talks like a Nazi, even does the damn salute on live TV, but doesn’t call themselves a Nazi?

There is actually a word for that. “crypto-fascist”. The nonsense you just spouted is exactly what they want. The benefit of the doubt. They’ll chip away at decent society little by little, slowly boiling the frog, until they go all the way to bringing back death camps and we’ll still have people like you thinking “well, they don’t admit to being Nazis, soo…”

I knew a couple elderly Germans who could have told you all about how their society slowly slid into hell.

BRB washing evidence out of my socks.

Actually, the Nazis are saying it was a Nazi salute too. Just to each other in their own little echo chambers.

She.

It’s such a weirdly unserious email address too.

Because all the Facebook boomers just took over our government. Expect this kind of “official” language from now on, complete with random capitalizations and unfounded conspiracy theories thrown in.

I prefer the term “Phony Stark”.

How much you wanna bet he was making beep-boop noises while typing this?