The plantations are quite comfortable these days…

He’s still pissed that they didn’t back him up on the Sharpie hurricane line, isn’t he?

At a time when they could actually be pushing the Manifest issue and try to finally get a foothold, instead it feels like they have scattered rakes around the yard in the middle of the night and decided to go for a jog.

Off to start their new jobs as Entertainment Directors at Mar-A-Lago.

Check your renewal date. Mine auto-renewed today without any prior notification that it was coming up.

God dammit, this is the worst fucking timeline I’ve tried so far.

Guess I’m going out of my way to shop at Target now.

Not sure what the sun ever did to you to deserve that, but I find that to be too harsh (on the sun).

Cheer up, Brian!

I recommend that Elon Musk be deorbited ASAP

And by “deorbited” I mean “take away his Ketamine”.

And yet she will be confirmed because this is all just a pony show.

Et tu, Apple?

Huh.

I did not have “Agreeing with Sam Altman About Anything” on my bingo card this week.

Every accusation is a confession.

I bet he cuts his pay 50%

WE KNOW IT WAS YOU, MOLLY 0xFFF

We’d already be in civil war. Literally.

We already are.

And we are getting our asses handed to us.

They said out loud that the zone would be flooded with shit in order to accomplish their real goals and it’s like no one even heard them.

Did he have a big drink of water before he declared it?

So the only things that’ll be open in the whole country are the casinos?