I think I’d go for rain and/or a calm stream of running water

To chime in with the others and answer: hormones, activity levels, calorie intake. Those three give you your results. Hormones in particular will vary greatly and are influenced by activity levels but also by mental stress (or lack of), age, sex, environment variables such as temperature, etc.

As to why you didn’t get that bingo card- nobody has an answer really.

Ohhhhh i see, well, I’m relieved to know this means the ancient greek pantheon is the right one to follow and not just my personal preference. Guess I might start showing some public devotion then.

I agree with you in faith ≈ conservation energy. I already pray to my own personal Patron Saint of the Parking Spot, his name is José btw in case you ever find yourself stressing over finding where to park; you’re welcome to pray to him too. So far I’ve always managed to park in time.

I hope Zeus and co. don’t mind I pray to him, times have changed I guess, I’m sure they’ll all get along well. Okay gotta go now, I need to go read my horoscope now that I know statistics back it up.

Schedule?

Then all the gods must be real too according to your statistics. Now tell me, which is the right one to follow? I better pick a side soon

It’ll take months of volunteer work to remove the Internet stuck from penguins and baby seals

Your algorithm I guess - I hardly see any political content there and when I do is mostly the opposite, or satire.

This was a nice brief read, also the images are pretty cool - if you like microphotography I suggest taking a look

Looks great, I feel like it doesn’t belong in this community haha. Not dull at all

Right. I’m intrigued now. I can’t say my situation relates to yours and I didn’t know that was the trend in many places

I know this is probably a very dumb question but I must ask- are there no malls near you or which is the reason you miss them so much? I work at a mall, it doesn’t have a fountain in particular (others do) but otherwise it’s still pretty much as you described

I’d just presume they mean you’re no spring chicken anymore. I’m in my late 30s, don’t feel old at all, most people say I look ten years younger than my actual age. But I don’t feel like I belong in the same category as someone in their 20s. Middle aged would be the most appropriate way to describe me in a couple years, even if I don’t look the part.

Hand scrubber wash. You know the hand soap/lotion thing full of beads to scrub your hands clean? Love that. I’d get in a tub of that.

Young and old is relative. I side with those saying young is until 40, then you’re middle aged.

Axe: Spicy Pharaoh

After

… You’re wrong :)

It was the shape of the toilet what I couldn’t picture, not the usage

What’s…on its head? Edit: omg it’s a hand! I had trouble reading the image it seems, with the blur

Thanks for those! Clear as day.