In the wise words of Warrior Poet and Scholar Randy Jackson, “That’s going to be a no from me, dog”

I love my S76 but she is not quiet.

My statements weren’t meant to be adversarial and don’t take this as disagreeing because I don’t. I’m on board with that. If you support Amazon, you’re complicit in exploiting the working class people that get exploited by the company. If you don’t support Amazon, those same workers are going to get fired to make sure profits still go up. Most people know on some level that Amazon fucks over it’s workers but that has not stopped a lot of people from ordering more cheap garbage they don’t need.

Across Amazon’s network, there are millions of orders a day. The sentiment of deleting your account is nice but it’s a drop in the ocean. Unless there is a major societal shift, this serves no other purpose than to make yourself feel better by not supporting the business. It’s admiral and way to go taking a principled position but meter your expectations. The sheer vitriol thrown at the Warehouse employees by the customer base is truly sad. As others have stated, AWS is inescapable.