Turtle go brrrrr.

Sounds familiar. Like… hmmm… like Reddit!

Yeah, you totally can believe this kind of guys. His word is the truth itself. Like Trump’s word of honor.

Presidential? Like Biden or Macron? Nothing. But the pardon from the Glorious Emperor of Universum is more weighty.

Russians say this very same thing about Ukraine. Not a real country.

And every night his act’s the same
And so it must be all a game of chess he’s playing–
But you’re wrong, Steve. You see, it’s only solitaire

Something from Jethro Tull’s song…

Windows: We’ll show you advertisements even in the terminal running in Arch. Isn’t it AWESOME?!

Well, if Romans will perchance feed you to the lions… we won’t be sad.