Dead Reckoning because John D. Clair is a beautiful madman.

Obviously. That’s what brown people do, right? The clearly authoritative (checks notes) rich white Nazi on TV told me.

Fair enough. How about this?

It’s like letting the SCARY EVIL (mysteriously suddenly nonexistent) IMMIGRANT MEXICAN CARAVAN INVADERS just come in and have the US.

Washington was part of a revolution. This is an invasion. More like Russia should have just let Napoleon have it.

No responsible board should sell as much as a paper clip to this sociopathic weenis piss baby.

Xenk was great - that walking off bit was apparently because they hadn’t called “cut” yet and he just kept walking. So they let him, then turned it into a gag.

I think he was supposedly crafted as a replacement for a planned inclusion of Drizzt as a character, but I like my headcanon that he’s basically the DMPC sent to deus ex machina them out of their worst fuckups.

That movie was the shit. It had no right to be as good as it was until you realize that it was a movie made with love by true D&D nerds, designed to feel like the cinematic retelling of an actual campaign, crit rolls, weird player personalities, DM nudging, and all.