Given an unlimited amount of tries, anything that has a non-zero chance of happening, no matter how unlikely will happen. But what has absolute zero chance of happening will still not happen.

And Canada collectively tells him to go fuck himself. Seriously, he really thinks that will make them want to join him?

Maybe he’s trying really hard to be shot at again in hopes it would boost his popularity like it did last time.

I agree, but in some situations there are some people who are so full of themselves that they will take a ‘I politely decline’ as a ‘maybe, keep trying’. Trump, being a convicted rapist, is one of those people.

Meanwhile Russian officials are high fiving each other because that means the Ukrainians had to use enough ammo to kill 1,000 soldiers who aren’t Russian.

That is one technology that I don’t care if China steals secrets to make it happen faster.

I’m pretty sure a lot of scam calls use machines that call every possible phone number within an area code and see who answers. There is no way to avoid it.

This just gave me the idea of an item that is secretly highly radioactive. Carrying it and being around it it would slowly give the character increasingly acute symptoms of radiation poisoning.The characters can’t possibly understand what radiation poisoning is so they would think it is some sort of magical curse. However no magic users would be able figure out what it is and how to stop it.

I’m wondering how long it would take for the players themselves to figure out what it really is, or if they ever would.