“Sorry, I got to return this video”

“Mike? I love that guy, I got him on speed dial”

“Do you have any quarters for a phone?”

“Bill Cosby really is America’s dad”

“Can I borrow that VHS?”

“Sorry, I can’t come. My favourite show is on”

“Do you know where a phone is?”

  • Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    1 month ago

    “Sorry, I got to return this video”

    2004 is when the Blockbuster video rental chain was at its peak (cite), and VHS was still in wide use at the time having only been surpassed by DVD rentals a year earlier. Speed dial was also still a thing then, payphones still exist today, and, although complaints were filed against Bill Cosby much earlier the public wasn’t widely aware of them until 2014.

    How about “John Kerry is the candidate who can prevent a second Bush term” ?

    • I'm_All_NEET:3@lemmy.mlOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      1 month ago

      It’s weird how slow things really are. In 2006 you could have rented a VHS from blockbuster and gone home and upload it to YouTube.

        • Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          0
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          1 month ago

          Nope. RCA > S-Video, HDMI, or FireWire. Any of the three would have worked at the time. And many VCRs had either HDMI, VGA, or S-Video out.

  • TootSweet@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    1 month ago

    “Osama Bin who?” And in a similar vein, “Jihad? That’s a Dune reference, right?”

    “I’ll cash in on my Beanie Baby investment when it’s time to pay for my kid’s college tuition.”

    “The internet is just a fad.”

    “I’m so excited for the next The Matrix sequel.”

    “Two bedrooms and a walk-out basement. $300 a month rent.”

    • Enkrod@feddit.org
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      1 month ago

      Hah! Not those exact words but Angela Merkel in 2007: “The Internet is new territory for all of us”.

    • deegeese@sopuli.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      1 month ago

      I ironically said that when I was working for IBM.

      They don’t actually fire, they do “performance improvement plans”.

      • NotSteve_@lemmy.ca
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        1 month ago

        Ah yeah, the classic PIP’d manoever. I worked with a few good guys who got fired without cause PIP’d and let go even though their performance was fine