Midnight Wolf

(psst, you should re-read the message and process it again)

♥️ 🐺 🌈

H-hello 😳

This the kinda guy who uses terminal history to go back 4 years instead of searching for the command on the arch wiki

If inputText = "hello" then
   Respond.text("hello there")
ElseIf inputText (...) ```

Women?! Ew.

Cute (and sometimes chubby) guys? Swoon. Guys who are geeks and can go on for hours about a topic? Sploosh.

Be gay, do geeks.

Bless

“B-b-but look, they are doing it too!”

Yes, and we hate them, too. What’s your point?

Pfft, the losers 😎

Heaven is defo the boring place. I want to have all the hung gay twinks all day for all of time, sipping all sorts of liquor and frotting with lucifer. I have a penthouse suite waiting for me, and a great time for all 😎

Where’s the other werewolf?

I have an audience then 😏

“no, no, you need to go to e621.net!”

church

do the cross

Me, stripping off and getting hard

Always an audience, always cheering

Hello.

Xfire was the shit. I’d have paid a couple bucks a month for it, instead of it just dying. It was so crazy ahead of its time. Text chat, voice, game detection and tracking, clans, server browsing, broadcasting, pic and video hosting…

buy Electronic Arts

fire everyone exec and up

go private

seek to rehire all of criterion (the real one that made burnout, not the shell today) and black box circa 2000-2008ish

NFS Underground 3

become worlds richest person

seek to rehire all of Bizzare Creations (the makers of Project Gotham Racing, and Blur)

reboot development of Blur 2

become an internet hero for reviving two of the most anticipated racing games in decades

try to buy Ivory Tower, ubisoft doesn’t let me, buy ubisoft, end it

become internet hero for killing a bastard of a studio

relaunch Test Drive Unlimited, as an actually good game and not the sack of shit it is currently

no mtx, no paid dlc, no various editions or pre-order shit, full game, $50 max

internet hero

be assassinated by cooperation between MS, Sony and Nintendo

as a ghost: so about Half Life 3…

released

post-mortem internet hero

“they are the same picture”