Only :) or :( are considered acceptable. And only in an informal context with work colleagues, never with anyone more than 1 step removed from you (meaning it might be ok with your supervisor if that’s the kind of relationship you have, but never with your boss’ boss). I don’t make the social rules, don’t @ me.

Wait, for real? For everyone?

I’m fatigued in more ways than one and people joke that I’m fae because I’m allergic to metal.