Phones are captured into DDOS botnets? Thinking back to my old rotary phone and wondering, “Is this really progress?”
In some glorious future, will millions of people not be able to poop indoors because some botnet has infected everyone’s ToiletOS ™ and the lids refuse to open?
Back in high school, my history teacher was lecturing about political instability in Europe during WWII. She called out a girl next to me for not paying attention. When asked why she wasn’t paying attention, the girl responded, “Oh, that can never happen here.”
To be fair, this only affects people who eat.
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“damages the credibility of the crypto industry”
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No matter what useless idea you come up with, tech bros have already pitched it.