My tests always pass! They’ve never failed, that’s how good a programmer I am!

Here’s a version without the bad crop, comedy homicide, pointless circle around the punchline, and puritanical censoring

I’m here to educate and disgust!

Mate, wait til you find out that’s what the human bellend is hypothesised to have evolved for!

Seems to run fine on my phone

Actually you’re right, it runs but it doesn’t seem very playable!