Well here’s the English word: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/crepe#English

Unfortunately you’ll have to read the IPA to get the British pronunciation, as the only recorded version is the US pronunciation.

Visit the link I linked, listen to the samples of French speakers from different regions saying the word

Add them in as wandering monsters. AC 16, 12 HP, 4’ move

Attacks: 1d4 headbutt +1

Interesting that your pronunciation is listed as predominantly US, but Larson lives and lived in Washington state and pronounces it the way I and presumably the rest of the Commonwealth do

Neither of us can say the other is mispronouncing the word, it is said both ways

How did we get that way of saying it? The French version of the word has a circumflex over the e (crêpe) I’m not up on French pronunciation but I suppose that influenced how it was pronounced in English

Edit to add: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/crêpe#French

The French pronunciation

In English crepes rhymes with shapes. Sorry, we do mangle words we steal adopt

For those who don’t know, the green end of the spectrum has more power than the red end. It can push electrons, make chemistry happen, and damage cells.

Red light is so low energy you can use it as a safe light when working with black and white film

The colour of light that can give you a tan or turn cholesterol to vitamin D is ultra violet, further to the green end than green or even blue

Plants managed to use their ability to pull carbon out of the air to kill almost everything else alive at the time

They pull out carbon from carbon dioxide, and dump the oxygen*

Which turned out ok. It’s called the great oxygenation crisis

*That which they don’t use, I don’t know if they used it back then

I shall edit that to say they can’t absorb all of the green. Indeed some plants are very close to black

You have probably heard that plants are green. They are green because they reflect green light

They reflect green light because they can’t absorb all of it

They think people are there to read the memes. They don’t believe that “the real ____ is in the comments”

more or less instantaneously

That’s relativity. The faster a thing goes the slower time runs for them. Photons are travelling at light speed and so they don’t experience time at all