Also, never answer the question, “Do you know why I pulled you over?” with anything that sounds like an admission. They’re fishing and looking to have you confess to a traffic violation.

The honest answer is “No, I’m not sure why you pulled me over,” because it’s true. There are a million motivations they might have come up with to pull you over, and you’re neither psychic or telepathic.

Update notes were like an encyclopedia of minor bug fixes and minor feature changes for things I’d never encountered or seen.

I’m like, sure I guess ¯\(ツ)/¯ and life goes on