Imprisonment until when? Because at some point you’d have to let them out, and then you’re back to square one. Crossing a border to seek a better life isn’t a crime worthy of lifetime imprisonment.

They won’t give them a path to citizenship because of xenophobia, plain and simple. Immigration is good for the economy, and there’s no such thing as “stealing jobs”, so it only comes down to wanting to maintain cultural (or ethnic) purity.

What a great idea! Have it confirmed in a court of law that Musk performed a Nazi salute at Trump’s inauguration.

Texas. $7.50, but I buy the organic, pasture-raised, fair trade, small batch, artisinal eggs where the chickens are all partial owners of the egg-laying co-op. It’s a chicken coop co-op.

The price has gone up significantly, like $2 or more, since last month. I don’t remember what it was exactly, but I’ve never spent $7.50 for fucking eggs.

Regular cage-free was like $5.50. Didn’t see any of the normal sad chicken eggs last time I went.

Not exactly this, but it reminds me of my first job. I used to work in finance, and I was given the task of automating cash flow reports that were sent out to hundreds of clients.

The problem was that they were made manually in Excel, and most of them were unique. So every couple years they’d get a bunch of smart people in a conference room, and tell them to figure out how to automate the cash flows. The first step was always to create a standard cash flow template, and convince everyone to adopt it.

Some users would adopt the new template, but most of them would say that the client didn’t like it, so they’d stop using it and the project would fall apart.

By the time I got there, there were still hundreds of unique cash flows, but then there were a few dozen that shared the same handful of templates, like a graveyard of failed attempts to automate this process.

I just made the output customizable. The reports looked the same as what the client was used to, but it saved hundreds of man hours for the users. A lot of people got laid off.

Ok. I’ll start commenting more literally right now.