An ice cream sandwich would be substantially less expensive, and you’d look a lot cooler riding that than a moped.

Imagine; all of this to prevent trans folks from using the women’s restroom… but now we can all use the women’s restroom by way of Executive Order. What a time to be alive!

Ranidaphobic; but going with Frog-Man was a too on the nose rip off of Bat-Man (and it’s taken anyway).

An entire town decided that they’d have a child act as the monitor for a known threat; he makes two mistakes and then they stop believing him as he does the job the town put him there to do. At no point does anyone decide, “hey, maybe we should put two kids up there… just in case.”

It sounds like you are describing jury nullification.

Well, by law he is innocent until proven guilty in the USA, so if mods are removing comments like that they should be removed as mods.