Yeah, bears for sure. Little teacup-size pet bears.

The First Law trilogy does something like this, it’s awesome.

My alarm includes my Apple Watch vibrating. And if I don’t get up on time I miss the train, and the next one isn’t for a whole ‘nother hour.

Horny tubes of electric meat, really.

DUH

That guy: Man, I never thought that leopard would eat MY face!

Ok, good call. So five so far.

Dude, for real? Like what?

I’m sorry, but any game putting out free content updates (and major ones, too) over 8 years later is unheard of these days. Like, maybe Minecraft is the only other one I can think of.

They murdered Apollo.