Thanks!

I refuse to watch those shit shorts; I think your theory has legs. Unfortunately there doesn’t seem to be a way to turn them off.

So if we get to a point where tarrifs eventually lead to products being made domestically, anf this reduces global shipping, does Trump understand that will be a low carbon policy?

This just in: Members of the news no longer allowed to report on the news. Stay tuned as this story devel…

… wait, where are you taking me?

Thanks. OP mixed up stories somewhere.

Locked In Man

I’ve searched and the specific story OP recounted doesn’t appear to have a verifiable origin in documented medical literature or news reports. It seems to be a narrative that has circulated online, possibly as a modern urban legend or a piece of fictional storytelling. While there are documented cases of individuals regaining consciousness after prolonged periods and experiencing significant memory gaps, there is no credible evidence to support the sequence of events described in this account.