a lot of single-use items come from fast food places, which people will eat in their cars and then just throw out the window as they drive along.
it’s a fucking sad practice but it’s really hard to get people to stop doing it, so the next best option is just to make sure as much as possible of the things you get from fast food joints will dissolve in a rain shower.
the only difference is that non-nerds would likely include a sentence about how it’s the only cure for gout or something, for extra clicks
this is somehow harder to pronounce
sweaty and cybertruck-chested
Also petting them, we just want to pet everything especially if it’s somewhat fluffy and soft, even if that’s really not a good idea (and i don’t mean “haha i wanna pet the crocodile” i mean petting parrots, which is a sex thing for them and makes them VERY confused and frustratedly horny)
first class in RPG character school is how to tailor clothes in the field
so like, you seriously look at stuff like this and don’t see the appeal? A small adorable fuzzball that obviously loves you, that doesn’t make you feel happy?
it’s literally just that cats figure out that making noise draws our attention, and even better if they make a cute noise.
i stick to the adage that dogs are extroverts and cats are introverts, dogs just inherently love you but they can also get kind of exhausting, while cats require you to earn their trust and will in turn show their affection by curiously always being in the same room as you…
especially if it rolls onto its back and paddles its legs about adorably to beg for tummy rubs
how would the parasites survive the garum making process? like that shit is saturated with salt and left in a jar for months!
it’s not a sports game, it’s a game sport
if that makes sense
no services, fuck you
calling this evopsych is like calling freud the father of psychology
this is just them saying something that they like the sound of, humans are fundamentally an extremely social species and there are way more things that go into passing on our genes than just having kids; being celibate and just raising the kids of your siblings is more efficient at spreading your genes.
that’s not how most people do though, a lot of people will nativize words to the language they’re speaking or are most used to. Like with your example of “jalapeno” that’s… one of the more famous words for people to pronounce in wild ways, there’s a video of a swedish guy who manages to turn it into “japaleno” because that’s more compatible with swedish.
it kinda ends up as “fsuck” for me, which is apt-get when it doesn’t magically fix all my filesystem issues
i like the idea that AI is actually competent enough to insert exploits
i feel like even if it’s a “remodel” that’s a very ship of theseus situation, barns are basically just 4 walls and a roof to begin with so by the time you’ve added the things necessary to make it a living space the whole thing is 90% new anyways.