Apple is in no way better.

“your” ebooks. – You never owned them in the first place. And if buying isn’t owning, questionably acquired ebooks aren’t stolen.

The lack of a visual clue in size (e. g. a banana) adds to the experience.

Seriously, NASA should make the rover drop a plastic banana on future missions. Add a string for easy retrievability.

Looks like Mars is populated by huge sand worms. This is so cool I will refuse to believe anything else. (/s)

I use Linux since 2007 and never had any issues regarding sound.

Seriously OP, get new material.

I obviously don’t consider fossil fuels as an option. And I do doubt that it’s cheaper to build a nuclear plant compared do building a coal or gas fired one.

Storing something extremely dangerous extremely safely for “some hundreds of thousands of years” doesn’t exactly sound cheap, does it?

nb4 someone laughs at us Germans for pulling out of nuclear power: No, nuclear is not cheap. It’s literally the most expensive way to generate electricity. Solar is cheap and better for the environment.

Berlin is […] considering sanctions.

Oh wow, I’ll call my boss to tell him I’m considering coming to work today.

I’m less worried about the anti-American tendencies than about the pro-Russian and pro-Chinese ones.