PaleRider

Well, yes. My wife says I’m Bender from Futurama.

I bend steel, drink lots of beer and fart fire a lot.

On my wrist but I wear a full boilersuit… We use burning tackle to cut the steel.

And freeze peach!

Wife bought me a pixel watch 3 for Christmas. I wear it all the time…

… I work as a section bender in a factory. You can’t see it under my overalls.

That’s why he grabs 'em by the pussy even when they don’t want him to.