While I agree with the sentiment, I’d say this qualifies as news. Elons not buying shake shack, he’s buying a social media platform with a very opaque algorithm that has the power to influence a large chunk of the American public. Even if he tanks it, twitter has shown that through network and data ownership combined with sheer inertia many people will remain on an app even after its been revealed to have its thumb on the scale for one side.

don’t ask me for money

Unless you’re homeless, in which case not gonna judge you for doing something to soothe the pain of your shit situation, and better you do weed than alcohol or opiates.