The worst moments of my life seem to have been catalysts for the best ones. So, I guess the bad ones.

Two timing squid harlot

I never understand these.

Are any container logs reporting errors?

Welcome.

I had that once.

sudo kill -9 1

The CEO of Linux is a fucking nerd, I hate nerds

This is perfect advice for the numerous idiots downplaying the Nazi salute

Write a script to delete every 5th file under /etc/.

EDIT: did it for you

#!/bin/bash

count=0

for file in $(find /etc/ -type f); do
  (( count+=1 )) 
  if (( $count % 5 == 0 )); then
    sudo rm -rf $file
  fi
done

And now you have lots of stuff to fix and configure. You’re welcome!

Run random commands until you break some shit

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Idk if it fits the criteria, but I have a fairly substantial arrowhead collection. Some dating back about 10,000 years. I found them all myself.

You wanna get together later and rub our dust together?