God damn. I bit the onion on this one. I was reading the article, like “what? Seriously? THIS is happening? Ugh, the world is so weird right now…oh, it’s The Onion. Ok. Ok, I feel a LITTLE better now.”

I knew it had to be the onion, because when would conservatives ever have a sense of self awareness, and introspectiveness?

Am I the only one who just goes to the site in my browser? Why’s everyone need an app for everything anyways? It’s getting out of control. There’s too many apps! I need a way to keep them all organized. Someone should make an app for that!

I mean…how is that different than what we have today?

I mean, yeah, go ahead and make it. But based on my quick look of your instance, none of the communities are active. That’s the part we need to work on for ALL your instance.

Gonna need you to hang on. I’m getting a collect call.

…uh-huh…mm-hmmm…ok…sorry, wrong number.

Hey, that was Bob. He had a baby. It’s a boy.

It’s also a federal crime. So if you keep doing it, you’d get jail time.

It’s a circling the drain problem. Even though Lemmy is (slowly) expanding.

Lemmy doesn’t have the raw numbers userbase to just have anyone come in, and find a niche topic with an active community.

But because any average user can’t come in and just find their niche community, they don’t stay.

Meanwhile politics HAS active communities. So politics grow. And thats where Lemmy is growing.

But I can’t find a community for “How I met your mother”. A tv show that concluded like 10 years ago. But the show takes place in the future, recounting stories from “the past”. Which means, in real life, Tracy, the mother who Ted is talking about, died in 2024. The story is being told in 2036. But the show aired in real time during “the past”. Which means if Ted is talking about April 2008, that episode aired in April 2008. But the whole 9 8 seasons (real fans don’t count the 9th season that never happened) is being told in one afternoon in 2036. Which means we could be talking about the last ciggerrette of each character as they happen in real time. I think the next one is in 2028.

Instead…we talk about trump here…and seemingly nothing else. Ever.

I’d like [email protected] and /c/Cleveland to grow so we can talk about eyebrows and how great Jose Rameriez is.

So, your stratagy is nukes or go home? You just want one decisive move to win, otherwise why bother?

When a baby is born it doesn’t just run out of the womb and poop in a toilet. First it slides out. Many months later it starts crawling. Then slowly walking. Then walking. Then running. Then potty training. THEN it can run to a toilet to poop.

But by your logic, oh well, can’t run to a toilet on day 1. Best just not to be born.

/c/Playstation has, and lemmy.world has asked users if they should as a sticky.

To befair the only lemmy community I’ve seen thats blocked X is /c/Playstation.

So reddit still has 49 more than we do.

Uhhhhhhhhh, gotta say, I’ve never once heard NPR tell me that we’re special or privilaged, or above the law. Or even should be.

Meanwhile our current president is a 34x convicted criminal and sexual predator.

…although to be fair, the democrats also had a sexual predator in the 60s (twice), and the 90s.

But I can’t recall any democrat running on the platform of “we’re better than them”.

Well it is run by a jerkoff.

THATS what spez looks like??? I was expecting some corporate looking lawyer type face. This is more like that incel who repulsed girls in high school, and is now in his 40s…but still very much the same person.

Such a punchable face.

Plenty of nazis running around today. No time travel needed.

I’d LOVE to hear the explaination from the 1 downvote.

MissKey is like facebook. It’s mostly Japanese users.

Peertube is like is Youtube had the same instance/decentralized format as Lemmy.

Except Lemmy actually has a functional search that you don’t need to go to an external website to use. It’s really broken.

How the fuck is peertube above Lemmy??? What the actual fuck??? Everytime I go there, it’s the same 3 people who’ve made like 5 daily videos about linux…and nothing else ever.

I get that I’m not exactly the target linux audience, but if KDE pulls an update from version 6.1 to 6.2, THAT IS NOT BREAKING NEWS!!! You do not need 10 videos discussing the 4 new features every time any linux software updates.

But THAT has more users than THIS??? It’s a broken down joke with a lot of potential that will never be realized until their search becomes intutive and all inclusive! I should have video results natively within the same page that pulls from ALL of peertube. Not just the current instance.

“Trending” should default to trending on all of peertube. You can include a filter to show trending on local instance only, but it shouldn’t be the default.

Are they using the number…100???

I’m so confused.