Except that we all know what the believers in heaven are like, and if they actually got in they’d ruin the place.

I’m pretty sure the guy’s a douchebag whether you observe him or not.

The term ‘magat’ is just so on the nose, no matter how deep you go with the analogy.

A maggot is a mindless sack of flesh that wriggles and writhes all over itself and its neighbors, feeding on a constant diet of rot and decay. And if it survives that stage? It becomes a fly, attracted to steaming piles of shit, regurgitating the same diet that it feeds on just to consume it again, and then buzzing off to distract, annoy, and generally piss off the regular folk who are just trying to get on with their day.