That’s because the Orange Jackass wants the government to use asshole-approved words, like “bitch,” “cripple,” and “decrepit.”

No there’s really people that stupid. It’s tragic.

Well it’s a crime so if you wanna risk a trip to prison, good luck. I’ll be cheering for ya. From waaaaay over here though.

Except that it’s not the wild mustard plant. It’s the wild cabbage plant. Wild mustard is totally different genusv and species.

wild cabbage

wild mustard

Well it’s a good thing there’s no shortage of free replacements.

Define long form? Under an hour is about all I can take.

Now made with 100% bullshit.

What about his intellectual bankruptcy?

Better than feeding off the dead bodies of children, like Republicans do.

American here and I agree. Our government is a disaster right now so it’s better to focus on something actionable, like defeating Putin.

A cop doing their job correctly? I never thought I’d see the day.

Not even M.C. Escher would jerk off to this lol

Trump won’t settle for 2nd best.

No that’s why he wants to drill baby drill. To bypass all of the third world borders and get directly to Antarctica without having to deal with them.

I say do it. Because then whether it comes in as one state or 10, one per province, they’ll be blue states. Because they’ll all hate Trump for all of this bullshit. I’m sure the Republicans will love it. It’s not like they’ve been fighting tooth and claw to keep Puerto Rico and the District of Columbia from becoming states because they would be blue states, or anything.

I’ve said it before, ICE can start with Elon.

First existential crisis? There’s isn’t one. Once you make peace with that fact then you can overcome the existential dread of oblivion and move on content in the understanding that nothing you do matters in the long run, and focus your energy on something else.

Except he doesn’t really have unlimited money. Like most rich bastards he had assets - aka, hypothetical money (investments). They take out loans using that hypothetical money as collateral, and then have to pay that money back over time, which they can do by earning dividends (hypothetical money increases that they can access without penalties) or selling hypothetical money for real money (possibly with penalties).

Musk borrowed an enormous amount of money, which saddled the loaners with hypothetical money that began to decrease in value, and were this unable to profit by selling it for actual money. They therefore have to trust that Musk will repay these loans or else sell them at a loss to some other dumb bastard.