Scratch

I use a specialised hammer-and-anvil system that produces an audible notification whenever someone use it.

Ok

Pfft. Amateur. I have a grandfathered license from back when it was $100 one-time payment.

Let’s me install on up to 5 machines at the same time

Practice, imo. You can begin interactions with the mindset of “I want to make friends” and get used to that idea.

No, you see we needed to steal to get ahead. Now that we’re ahead, stealing is bad.

Jesus fuck this is digital colonialism! It’s just hit me!

If something is growing in it; it’s not poison.

At least you know it’s not actually poison…