Why is he so offended? Can’t he take a joke? It’s not a big deal. He’s exagerating. What a snowflake beta male.

Tried cancelling adobe. They wanted to charge for the rest of the year or something as a cancellation fee. Instead, I “upgraded” to a more expensive package, giving me their 14 day refund policy and was able to cancel immediately and still gave me access to the rest of the month. Fuck adobe