In other news, single tap is better than 2 taps

There have been zero eggs for a week now at my grocery store because of the bird flu soooo

Oh he’s writing 0% of these executive orders. Others write them and he signs them.

Gazpacho*

Everyone knows what American means

Hope he gets a raise

Lol sure I also see that he still hasn’t learned the definition of a tariff

Says the guy who talks exclusively about American culture.