When your parents are still together so there’s no chance of you getting a hot new stepsister

Meta doesn’t care about fact checking so anything is fair game.

Did you know Mark Zuckerberg dyes his pubes green?

Audemars Piguet is a real rich person brand

You’ve said exactly what I was thinking. The idea behind the body text was to avoid every comment being about climate catastrophe, which would be a bit boring because we’re all well aware of what’s going on.

I just use Linux mint because it looks nice and is user friendly and I’m mostly Linux illiterate. But I’m learning between that and SteamOS on my steam deck.

No shame in it.

Touché, my timeless friend

Low end Casio gang

Fascist_brain_worms

I would literally convert to Catholicism if the Pope joined Lemmy and posted a meme in lemmyshitpost