A teen has been banned from Teesside play parks ahead of a trial for an alleged sex act involving a rocking horse and a branch.
Callum Green, 18, appeared before Teesside Magistrates’ Court on Monday afternoon where he pleaded not guilty to the common law charge of outraging public decency, in a Hartlepool play area.
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The charge reads: “You, in a public place committed an act outraging public decency by behaving in an indecent manner, namely inserting parts of a “rocking horse” inside yourself whilst masturbating, then pulled a branch off a tree and penetrated yourself.”
We’ve all been young and stupid and done things we now regret, so… #checksNotes… oh, never mind.
When IKEA said ‘Insert Tab A into Slot B’, I don’t think that’s quite what they meant…