Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours agoTrump says he’s bringing back plastic straws in new executive orderwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkTrump says he’s bringing back plastic straws in new executive orderwww.independent.co.ukLee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours agomessage-square38fedilink
minus-squareEm Adespoton@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 hours agoWhen a turtle chokes on a plastic straw, it will float to the surface, beach itself, and you can strap it to the roof of your car and drive it to your cottage where your family can feast on it for days.
minus-squareProfessorProteus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 hours agoAnd with the planet warming, the beach will come right to you!
When a turtle chokes on a plastic straw, it will float to the surface, beach itself, and you can strap it to the roof of your car and drive it to your cottage where your family can feast on it for days.
And with the planet warming, the beach will come right to you!