Sleeps 16! Newly renovated! 6,000+ sqft! Indoor pool in your very own gymnasium building! Apparently great for doomsday preppers for some reason! What’s not to love?

Ok so I don’t love whatever this thing is. It gives me creepy basement entrance vibes that don’t fit.

I like ceiling elephant if stuff has to be there at all, but the rest of the cave drawings…

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1920-S-Springdale-Rd_New-Berlin_WI_53146_M87031-21597?from=srp-list-card

(You may recognize this house from a comment on my prior post, cuz I wasn’t really thinking about posting this one separately, but hey might as well liven the place up)

    • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      1 month ago

      Haha that is totally the vibe, too!

      Imagine swinging around and climbing all over that stuff (my intrusive thoughts would compel me to do so).

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    Ok so I don’t love whatever this thing is. It gives me creepy basement entrance vibes that don’t fit.

    That’s one part I’m totally cool with. It’s clearly a playhouse and loft bed for kids. I would have loved it. Actually, I would have loved the whole place, but that in specific I would have loved.

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    1 month ago

    I’m screaming. It’s perfect. I want it so bad, but it’s so expensive. How come rich people get to live in zoo enclosures? How come rich people get to live in natural history museums? Fuck you, I wanna live there. Literally me_irl:

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      1 month ago

      In total fairness, so would I, and not just for the indoor pool. There’s a lot I’d want to change about it, but I’d leave pretty much everything that couldn’t be fixed with paint. Other than that weird hut thing… tho I’m sure my cats would love to have a playhouse, so…

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        1 month ago

        I have the “fort” brain condition where anything I see like that hut looks like a great place to make a hangout.

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          Yeah, I have to assume that it’s actually a built in kids sleeping “bunk bed” place, due to the ladder to the top. I bet the inside of it has a kid-size bed as well or something, for exactly the fort thing.