• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    In the seventy-three days since this account was created it has made five thousand nine hundred and thirty-three submissions to Lemmy.

    This averages out to a post every seventeen minutes and forty-three seconds twenty-four hour a day seven days a week.

    • davel@lemmy.ml
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      4 months ago

      Look upon his Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

      Mormon Satanist. Transracial Socialist Workers Party Kopimist Monk. Debt-free. Alcohol-free. Drug-free. Caffeine-free. “Over 45,000 downvotes, mocked, stalked, parodied, and called a troll—all because I dare stand against the Duopoly. Yet here I am, unbeaten. Breaking the chains of oppression!”

      Just the straight-edge virtue signaling alone is 😬 And “debt-free”? That’s mostly dumb luck, and not at all moral virtue.

      Edit to add: I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone as ratioed. No one on Lemmy is buying what he’s selling, but I guess that just proves how right he is.

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        4 months ago

        Woohoo! Straight-edge for the win!

        That’s mostly dumb luck

        Riiiiggghhhttt! lol

        No one on Lemmy is buying what he’s selling

        Whew! Good thing I’m not selling anything. Thank you! :)