• GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    And for my next trick, I mean miracle, I’ll convince this crowd that Jesus is cool with rich bureaucrats by pounding the Widow And Her Two Mites into their skulls for the second time in a month.

    Camels and needles? Rendering to Caesar? Braiding a whip? Loaves and fishes? Whaaaat, no, that’s socialism, I mean Satanism!