I’ve never seen a Satanist on TV telling me to send them all my money, or tell me to hate someone.
I have seen at least dozens of Christian leaders push hate for profit.
Get on your knees and start paying!
'Cause Jesus, he knows me and he knows I’m right!
He didn’t want Kurt Cobain for a sunbeam, though. That’s a dealbreaker.
But will you be a sunbeam for him?
I started playing dnd well after I joined the Satanic temple and I only joined them because they stand up to the alt right when it comes to Healthcare and religious rights.
I’m someone who was raised Christian I’m so against what organized religion has become. It flies in the face of a very teachings it’s supposed to represent.
Always was.
The bible says to worship in your own home, and demonstrating it in public is just an act of showboating.
The very fact their churches even exist demonstrates they do not live their own teachings, let alone the opulent ones proving they’re total hypocrites.
And for my next trick, I mean miracle, I’ll convince this crowd that Jesus is cool with rich bureaucrats by pounding the Widow And Her Two Mites into their skulls for the second time in a month.
Camels and needles? Rendering to Caesar? Braiding a whip? Loaves and fishes? Whaaaat, no, that’s socialism, I mean Satanism!
