Since the joke of “that was not on my 20XX bingo card” is so popular and we’re facing a dangerous year in front of us, what’s on your 2025 bingo card?
here are some of mine with varying degrees of confidence,
- Taylor Swift gets in controversy over something dumb
- U.S. nationwide HRT ban proposed
- Bluesky gets advertisements
- Florida gets exactly 3 hurricanes
- some sort of glass shortage
- coca cola gets in a lawsuit
- skibidi toilet creator does something controversial
- Elon musk tries to buy Wikipedia
*Steven Miller revealed to have been a Robot all along.
*Lindsay Graham does full drag queen story hour in desperate attempt to get Trump attention.
*X goes bankrupt but is then bailed out by US Government.
*Tesla introduces new vehicle with special “Mexican Detection System”, sold only to ICE in exclusive contract worth billions.
*Trump suggests giving chickens hydroxychloroquine to fight avian flu.
*Melania detained for hours by ICE because Don won’t answer his phone while golfing.
*State of Nebraska sold in entirety to Vladimir Putin
Let’s see… Some non political ones…
*Dodgers forfeit World Series after not being able to find a starting pitcher due to entire staff having Tommy John surgery.
*Diddy released after identifying as white during trial.
*Boston Dynamics reveals their first sex robot