Summary
Elon Musk announced that all federal employees must report their weekly accomplishments via email or be considered resigned.
The directive requires workers to submit 5 bullet points summarizing their work by Monday night.
It remains unclear how responses will be evaluated or enforced.
Critics question the feasibility of processing hundreds of thousands of reports across multiple agencies.
What email address do they use to accept the reports?
100000000% feeding them into his super scary smart AI. No human will ever read one of these emails.
Just ignore him. He isn’t in charge of DOGE, right GOP?
Trump doesn’t care. Nobody is stopping him. He disregards judges who find against his actions.
The republicans are sitting on their hands seeing which way the wind blows if they’re not actively supporting trump.
The dems are powerless and disorganized if they aren’t negotiating with the opposition.
Absolutely nobody is actively attacking the status quo except people like Sanders and maybe AOC.
The president can do whatever the rest of government lets him do.
Send this
Just say you saved $55 billion dollars.
Nobody on their team is capable of doing the math to check.
Sounds like a good time to make some shit up.
Is Trump and Musk the necessary evil this nation needs? Are they pissing everyone off on purpose?
Are you suggesting that these jokers are trying to do some reverse psychology on us to help us? Two people who have probably never done anything selfless in their lives?
We’ve already been instructed to ignore it. 😆
I’m sure they’ll just toss them into some ai program to evaluate. Probably can’t be bothered to even evaluate the results themselves.
He’ll just fire those who don’t reply. It’s a “power move” not a legitimate management technique.
This is how someone who has no idea how to manage output or productivity thinks you should manage output and productivity.
My manager, a CFO in a startup was like this. He implemented it, making us write down everything we did. And so I did. In details. Spent more time writing the report than working. Left the company 6 weeks after implementation. Then they needed 3 people to replace me HAHAHA fuck you Lena and Michael!
Ah he’s back on that “show me the lines of code you wrote” trip
dealt with the barrage of official and unofficial edicts trying to verify which ones are lega.
“I have people skills!! What the hell is wrong with you people!?”
Guy who does nothing demands to know how workers spend their time.
You show me yours and I’ll show you mine, Elon.