i hope they have commercials

“these graphics will BLOW YOU AWAY!!!”

the graphics:

ok, well…over 14 years i’ve amassed over 200 games; no way i’m letting that evaporate into nothing if i find out my days are numbered

accounts are “non-transferrable,” but how would they actually know if you handed over your login info to someone

convincing any woman that voting R is the best course of action has got to be the most heinous example of brainwashing/mind control in history

it always starts with “be a dear and wash your ass,” then it moves on to “i need you to drive me to the hospital,” and “stop fucking my sister”

it’s been made abundantly clear that a lot of americans have no fucking idea what anyone is talking about

what’s hilarious is they ran this piece 10 years ago

academia is toxic for everyone, but especially for women, and especially in STEM